26.1.09

Hillary Clinton On Immigration, Transparency, and Forgiveness

Hillary Clinton On Immigration, Transparency, and Forgiveness
"For centuries, New York has served as the gateway for millions of people from all over the world in search of the American dream. It only makes sense that it would now serve as a gateway for the world's greatest athletes." --Hillary Clinton

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton

"In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart." --Hillary Clinton

25.1.09

Bill Cosby On Aging, Wisdom, and Wives

Bill Cosby On Aging, Wisdom, and Wives
"Gray hair is God's graffiti." --Bill Cosby

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." --Bill Cosby

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice." --Bill Cosby

"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." --Bill Cosby

Mariah Carey On The Future, Ethnicity, and Divas

Mariah Carey On The Future, Ethnicity, and Divas
"There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train!" --Mariah Carey

"My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess." --Mariah Carey

"I don't mind being compared to Whitney, there are people miles worse to be compared to." --Mariah Carey

"I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen." --Mariah Carey

George W. Bush On The Bible, Jobs, and Gas Prices

George W. Bush On The Bible, Jobs, and Gas Prices
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008

"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." --George W. Bush, Mesa, Arizona, May 27, 2008

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008